Anonymous asked: my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.

tyleroakley:

coffee-adderall-sold:

zinge:

uglydantedeactivated:

And people say soulmates don’t exist.

A story by Nicholas Sparks

s(hole)mates

tyleroakley:

dearbluetravelers:

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

This is literally the funniest thing

[ID: a person wearing glasses, smiling and holding their hand behind a knife to help the camera focus on it. At the bottom of the frame, the top of a pumpkin is visible.]

THE MOST ME

macgician:

when straight people say “let’s get this bread”

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